Da Lake Gaston Story.. 07/13/00 03:41 AM Updated

Ya know I gotz ta tell a story right...

I missed da first part but I was all packed and ready fo da part 2. I rolled out from SC around 2am Saturday morning. I drove da bus so hard it started overheating and losin power. I sputtered along to a rest stop. I spent a few hours in lettin it cool, doin some engine doctor shyt. I thought about it for a while.. should I turn around or should I keep goin? I came this far so I kept rollin...just a little slower. I rolled into Edwards beach around 930 am. I got a park, put up my grill, shade, and fired up da A/C. Hardly any peeps were here yet so I caught a quick nappy nap.

Peeps started filin' in and the lot began to fill. I sat up unda da shade and fired up some lunch on da grill. Did the hotdog move. I watched the booty flow to the lower part of the park so I moved dat way too. I fell in wit some NC bruthaz and we got a spot unda the tree. Just a nice spot by the water to watch da ladies walk by. We holla at some and take some pics. The crowd wasnt as thick as the first one according to the peeps that were there. So I rolled back up to the bus to get some grub. Earl and TheWetway came up and we all chilled fo a while. It began to rain some and 2 girlies were caught up in it so they ran back to the car. I told them not to sit cuked up in no ride when we got chairs, drink, and food ova here. They came on ova. Nice full big amazon sistaz. One was full hipped and brown eyes, the otha was light-skinned, tall, and both were FOINE. We chatted some, got our drink on. The rains lifted so we all went to the bottom of da hill. We all sorta got lost in da crowd from each otha... wish I kept up wit da ladies.

The THONG CONTEST started and I took up a fighting position in front of the stage. Might as well be real bout it, cause bruthaz will knock you down to shove dat video camera up some hunies ass. If they only would take a minute to read the damn instruction manual they would find out they got a ZOOM LENSE on da bitch!! You dont have to push up on da stage and stand on peoples backs to see thangZ!! I got my video shotz on and the footage was awesome.. if you get the VIDEO from the CyberFleamarket.. you will see! Its well worth it...especially if you wasnt there and wanted to know what it was like. The hunies got BUTT NAKED onstage and did some amazin' stripper moves. I filtered out da madhouse and got anotha viewpoint. Some of the hunies strippin down to nothin' had to be professional strippers. BUT - I must say there were some amateurs just as good or betta up there too. When it started this huni in the red top tried to nasty dance wit one of da DJs. She wasnt ready fo dat. She thought she could just get up there and bump some and dat would be dat.. but when dat shirt got lifted up, she wanted to break camp then. She hung up there but she was like on guard.

I dont think all the entertainment advertised showed up cause the same DJ kept rappin'. I got tired of him so I left. Came back to da spot and saw my girl wit da pink 2 piece on an' her crew. I congradulated the one in the black daisy dukes cause she got butt naked and put on a good ass show. The one in the pink 2 piece kept hollerin at bruthaz bout "Show me some money, you not gonna see my pussy fo' free".

She must be trippin' - CAUSE WE ALREADY DID!! She tried chargin' peeps $5 to see her cat. ...newsflash baby.. ZOOM LENSE!! Reach out and touch someone!! So I got a few shots of her and left. The high rollaz was flingin da bling - bling at her and she was catchin it. Darkness started to fall. I broke camp around 10pm.

On the way home I got sleepy cause I been up all day and the night before. I pulled into a truckstop, parked between some rigs and got my snooze on.... cause a wreck in a bus would probably hurt a hellula lot. I got up Sunday morning and came back to SC. I pulled into da house bout 1030 am. Had a nice ass time, some leftover food, I tossed to my dogs. Repacked da ride fo da next trip whereva dat is. To all that came by or tried to come by and I missed ya.. THANX and see ya again. To da NC hunies that chilled wit us fo a while, holla back at a brutha if ya see dis..

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